My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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