"it" just moved
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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