Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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