Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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