its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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