Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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