he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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