I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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