Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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