Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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