the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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