Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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