On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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