No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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