Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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