We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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