he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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