went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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