Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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