Don't make out with my wife yet
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
