508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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