Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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