this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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