so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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