thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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