Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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