When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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