that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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