Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
