I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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