I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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