just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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