My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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