Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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