I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
only if we run a train.
done.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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