It's like God shit irony all over that family
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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