He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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