did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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