ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
All the doctor said was why
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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