we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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