Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
