I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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