what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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