About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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