For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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