..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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