wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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