Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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