He disabled his match.com account in front of me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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