So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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